Titans in Turmoil: John Goes Missing, Cake Released, and Mousy Mouse Signed Amid Chaos

In one of the most chaotic turns in NBL Season 2, the Titans are suddenly without both of their original stars.

John, the standout rookie who exploded onto the scene with a 9-goal, 7-save debut, has reportedly gone missing after a trip to China. According to team insiders, John informed the Titans he’s “unable to play for the time being,” leaving his availability for the rest of the season in serious doubt. This marks the second player disappearance in NBL Season 2, raising questions around player commitment, international travel regulations, and the growing pressures of Bobble League stardom.

In a parallel move that sent shockwaves across the league, the Titans also released Cake, the Season 1 Rookie of the Year. Despite high expectations, Cake never touched the pitch this season, and sources close to the team describe the decision as “mutual but overdue.”

Stepping into this chaos is Mousy Mouse, an unknown name to most fans but now a starter for one of the league’s most talked-about teams. With zero league experience and no known play history, analysts are calling this move either a stroke of genius or a sign the Titans are fully in rebuild mode.

As the Titans scramble to stay afloat in the loaded NBL landscape, questions mount:

Will John return this season?

Was Cake’s release premature?

And just who is Mousy Mouse?

The Titans now face the rest of the season with a completely retooled identity, and a massive target on their backs.